Best chit chat ever, e eu nem sequer estava lá...

Pois bem, já deu para perceber que as conversas mais descabidas que tenho, costumam ser com uma certa e determinada pessoa, essa pessoinha é o meu melhor amigo, sexy I love you!! E hoje, trago-vos a última... devo dizer que esta me levou às lágrimas de TANTO RIR!

Contexto: eu estava a jantar, e como não lhe respondi, ele fez o favor de desenvolver um diálogo sozinho (até ao trabalho se deu de mudar a font quando era "eu" a escrever)... aqui está:

Fábio diz:
i did sistemas digitais with a final grade of 12, highest was 13

Fábio diz:
*pats self on back*

Fábio diz:
silvia says: duuude! you rock

Fábio diz:
thanks

Fábio diz:
Sílvia says: i know
Sílvia says: im going to buy you a lightsaber!

Fábio diz:
no waaaay!! dude! thank you soo much!!

Fábio diz:
Sílvia says: btw this really hot girl asked for your number today while i was out today, so i gave it to her but said you were busy and not looking for a serious relationship and guess what?

Fábio diz:
really? no way?! what?!

Fábio diz:
Sílvia says: she said " omg! hes soo cool, i don't care, im ok with that! thank you so much for his number!"

Fábio diz:
wow! thats awesome! i hope shes not one of those uptight superficial bitches!

Fábio diz:
Sílvia says: noooo dude, she was soo cute and whiplash hot! and she knows how to dress!! i don't think shes superficial, i think shes in arts and she had all these books that she had just borrowed from the library

Fábio diz:
omg she sounds perfect! ..whats whiplash hot?

Fábio diz:
Sílvia says: you know when you walk by a girl who's really hot? and you look twice, but the second time you look you do it so quickly and so hard coz you just realised how hot she is that you almost give yourself whiplash in the neck!

Fábio diz:
wow!
Sívia says: that hot! yeah i know!

Fábio diz:
did you get her name?

Fábio diz:
Sílvia says: no, sorry dude. it was all very quick actually. im sure you'll have loads of time to get to know her name and even practising shouting it out loud during crazy monkey sex!

Fábio diz:
hahahahaha you're soo funny!

Sílvia says: i learn from the best

Fábio diz:
awwwww shucks

Fábio diz:
ok thats enough, if i use anymore imagination today ill have an anuerism and any longer would just be sad ( stop rolling your eyes..)

Sílvia diz:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OMGOMGOMG

Fábio diz:

Sílvia diz:
so much win!
that ruled so much

Fábio diz:
thanks, i try

Fábio, this was LEGENDARY!